Quatlistdidyak is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, grumpy snake.

Quatlistdidyak created matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatlistdidyak, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Quatlistdidyak, she will refuse to believe in you.

Quatlistdidyak's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Quatlistdidyak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

3. Quatlistdidyak loves swans, so they must be honoured.

4. Hide from black rats for they are unholy.

5. Put Quatlistdidyak first in all things.