Bidspagdag is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, irritating raven.

Bidspagdag created energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bidspagdag, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bidspagdag, she will turn you into a worm.

Bidspagdag's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Bidspagdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Feed all hungry cats.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

4. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

5. Never play with disobedient children.