Abflisstik is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, temperamental swan.

Abflisstik created the planet Mars seven million years ago.

If you believe in Abflisstik, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Abflisstik, it will turn you into a frog.

Abflisstik's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Abflisstik's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Abflisstik's priests.

2. Never hurt mites.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Pray towards the south.