Nadnellmig is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, selfish hyena.

Nadnellmig created the planet Mars nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadnellmig, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nadnellmig, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Nadnellmig's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Nadnellmig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Nadnellmig on top of all buildings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Worship no other gods but Nadnellmig.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.