Dunhigflig is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, prudent hamster.

Dunhigflig created an atom seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dunhigflig, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dunhigflig, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Dunhigflig's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Dunhigflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into white rooms.

2. Never mention otters.

3. Never wear shorts.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dunhigflig.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.