Timgidtad is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, temperamental rhinoceros.

Timgidtad created the planet Earth seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Timgidtad, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Timgidtad, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Timgidtad's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Timgidtad's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not kill geese.

3. Retreat if eight manatees approach from the east.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.