Flowsadhen is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, quiet human.

Flowsadhen created a quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flowsadhen, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flowsadhen, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Flowsadhen's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Flowsadhen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Flowsadhen on top of all buildings.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not take Flowsadhen's name in vain.