Guptadjon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, competent whale.

Guptadjon created the cosmos seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Guptadjon, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Guptadjon, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Guptadjon's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Guptadjon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not kill ducks.