Lidsadrakflow is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, conceited weasel.

Lidsadrakflow created vertebrates four years ago.

If you believe in Lidsadrakflow, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Lidsadrakflow, she will cry a lot.

Lidsadrakflow's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Lidsadrakflow's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never paint your head violet.

4. You must never eat coconuts.

5. Do not sit in public.