Gutnellmip is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, tiresome ant.

Gutnellmip created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gutnellmip, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Gutnellmip, she will make you grow a tail.

Gutnellmip's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Gutnellmip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help gulls in need.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Do not covet oxen.