Mathin is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely heavy, benevolent
squirrel.
Mathin created viruses nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Mathin, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Mathin, he will turn you into a rock.
Mathin's most sacred site is Embalam in India.
Mathin's Holy Commandments1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Mathin on top of all buildings.
3. Always help capybaras.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Always obey Mathin's priests.