Mathin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, benevolent squirrel.

Mathin created viruses nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mathin, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mathin, he will turn you into a rock.

Mathin's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Mathin's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Mathin on top of all buildings.

3. Always help capybaras.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always obey Mathin's priests.