Rotkadmum is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, sapient crane.

Rotkadmum created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotkadmum, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rotkadmum, he will turn you into a mouse.

Rotkadmum's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Rotkadmum's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs violet.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Feed all hungry whales.