Pinfabhig Rilfednart is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, weak spider.

Pinfabhig Rilfednart created a down quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pinfabhig Rilfednart, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pinfabhig Rilfednart, she will turn you into a rock.

Pinfabhig Rilfednart's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Pinfabhig Rilfednart's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

5. Never paint your head mauve.