Cadfarflanstik is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, charitable tapir.

Cadfarflanstik created snails twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cadfarflanstik, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cadfarflanstik, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Cadfarflanstik's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Cadfarflanstik's Holy Commandments

1. Cadfarflanstik loves snakes, so they must be respected.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.