Kimlenxuc is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely fat, duplicitous
goose.
Kimlenxuc created the planet Earth four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Kimlenxuc, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Kimlenxuc, he will turn you into a plant.
Kimlenxuc's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.
Kimlenxuc's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. Do not trade with those who eat corn.