Cebragarm is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, witless goat.

Cebragarm created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebragarm, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cebragarm, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cebragarm's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Cebragarm's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.