Cim is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, capable yak.

Cim created the Sun six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cim, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cim, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cim's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Cim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Cim on top of all buildings.