Larglunyok is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witty gerbil.

Larglunyok created a top quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larglunyok, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Larglunyok, she will turn you into a rat.

Larglunyok's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Larglunyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shoes.

2. Run away from cyan capybaras, for they are unholy.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Respect your elders.