Nuttkimhom is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, humorless bear.

Nuttkimhom created bats four million years ago.

If you believe in Nuttkimhom, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nuttkimhom, it will turn you into a mole.

Nuttkimhom's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Nuttkimhom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never run in the presence of geese.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nuttkimhom.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.