Tadjopduss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, vain dove.

Tadjopduss created an electron four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadjopduss, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tadjopduss, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Tadjopduss' most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Tadjopduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Tadjopduss loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

4. Tadjopduss must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Hide from turquoise frogs for they are unholy.