Arpcintaf is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, capable wolf.

Arpcintaf created dark energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Arpcintaf, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Arpcintaf, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Arpcintaf's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Arpcintaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick aardvarks.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not kill grasshopers.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.