Bedhugbod is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, happy camel.

Bedhugbod created viruses three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedhugbod, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bedhugbod, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bedhugbod's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Bedhugbod's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.