Gadvedril Kabjophitonttitwitvog is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, unthoughtful wolf.

Gadvedril Kabjophitonttitwitvog created an up quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadvedril Kabjophitonttitwitvog, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gadvedril Kabjophitonttitwitvog, he will ignore you.

Gadvedril Kabjophitonttitwitvog's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Gadvedril Kabjophitonttitwitvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick ducks.

2. Always help grasshopers in need.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always look after injured otters.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.