Vigripzigvol is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, emotional lion.

Vigripzigvol created a Higgs boson three billion years ago.

If you believe in Vigripzigvol, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vigripzigvol, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Vigripzigvol's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Vigripzigvol's Holy Commandments

1. Always help rats.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vigripzigvol.

5. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.