Fod Lantailpakfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, amazing pig.

Fod Lantailpakfarn created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Fod Lantailpakfarn, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fod Lantailpakfarn, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Fod Lantailpakfarn's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Fod Lantailpakfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple eagles, for they are unholy.

2. Sharks are not to be trusted.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.