Cin is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, boastful zebra.

Cin created dark matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cin, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cin, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Cin's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Cin's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear black.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.