Quamcidshavdab Dudkiplarnstigbum is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, prudent dugong.

Quamcidshavdab Dudkiplarnstigbum created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Quamcidshavdab Dudkiplarnstigbum, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Quamcidshavdab Dudkiplarnstigbum, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Quamcidshavdab Dudkiplarnstigbum's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Quamcidshavdab Dudkiplarnstigbum's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt mites.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quamcidshavdab Dudkiplarnstigbum.

3. Always help whales.

4. You must pray to Quamcidshavdab Dudkiplarnstigbum nine times a day.

5. Never talk about fire.