Hombap is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, ruthless manatee.

Hombap created silver eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hombap, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hombap, it will turn you into a frog.

Hombap's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Hombap's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from green porpoises, for they are unholy.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Put Hombap first in all things.

5. Do not kill tapirs.