Nanstragafkon is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, two-faced hydra.

Nanstragafkon created oxygen seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nanstragafkon, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nanstragafkon, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Nanstragafkon's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Nanstragafkon's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry swans.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nanstragafkon.

3. Hide if three badgers approach from the west.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Nanstragafkon.

5. Do not drink alcohol.