Omtqueegbud is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, cheerful squid.

Omtqueegbud created a strange quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Omtqueegbud, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Omtqueegbud, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Omtqueegbud's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Omtqueegbud's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Always look after injured birds.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
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