Stigflybim is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, boastful tapir.

Stigflybim created the Sol system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Stigflybim, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Stigflybim, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Stigflybim's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Stigflybim's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Always look after injured capybaras.

4. Hide if seven monkeys approach from the south.

5. Never pour water over plants.