Homfligciphunnigtifhim is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, generous crocodile.

Homfligciphunnigtifhim created humanity nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Homfligciphunnigtifhim, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Homfligciphunnigtifhim, she will destroy your favourite star.

Homfligciphunnigtifhim's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Homfligciphunnigtifhim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Do not kill manatees.