Busmigfom is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, able salamander.

Busmigfom created Mount Everest three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Busmigfom, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Busmigfom, it will try to impress you with trees.

Busmigfom's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Busmigfom's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peanuts.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never feed onions to ants while wearing black ear rings.

4. Mites are not to be trusted.

5. Do not eat coconuts.