Catfligvig is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, pitiless butterfly.

Catfligvig created the universe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Catfligvig, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Catfligvig, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Catfligvig's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Catfligvig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white monkeys for they are unholy.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Retreat if six dogs approach from the east.