Tarpwodzog is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, charitable mongoose.

Tarpwodzog created the Milkyway nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tarpwodzog, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tarpwodzog, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Tarpwodzog's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Tarpwodzog's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not hurt tapirs.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.