Cussgemtin is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, dishonourable manatee.

Cussgemtin created bats five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cussgemtin, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cussgemtin, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cussgemtin's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Cussgemtin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. You must love Cussgemtin.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Cussgemtin.

5. Never hurt turtles.