Genflamgad is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, clever goat.

Genflamgad created the solar system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Genflamgad, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Genflamgad, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Genflamgad's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Genflamgad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
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