Cippidmum is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, able yak.

Cippidmum created the world two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cippidmum, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cippidmum, he will turn you into a snail.

Cippidmum's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Cippidmum's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention hamsters.

2. Do not take Cippidmum's name in vain.

3. Cippidmum loves ants, so they must be respected.

4. Always wear blue.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.