Cippidmum is a god.
He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, able
yak.
Cippidmum created the world two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cippidmum, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Cippidmum, he will turn you into a snail.
Cippidmum's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.
Cippidmum's Holy Commandments1. Never mention hamsters.
2. Do not take Cippidmum's name in vain.
3. Cippidmum loves ants, so they must be respected.
4. Always wear blue.
5. Do not wear silicon on your body.