Ganrutjon is a god.
It takes the form of a plump, compassionate
ferret.
Ganrutjon created bats nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ganrutjon, it will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Ganrutjon, it will turn you into a mouse.
Ganrutjon's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.
Ganrutjon's Holy Commandments1. Never play with disobedient children.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.
4. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.
5. Never hurt snakes.