Yarmotdod Lundinhin is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, annoying centipede.

Yarmotdod Lundinhin created a bottom quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarmotdod Lundinhin, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yarmotdod Lundinhin, he will not care at all.

Yarmotdod Lundinhin's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Yarmotdod Lundinhin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Yarmotdod Lundinhin on top of all buildings.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yarmotdod Lundinhin.

3. Never hurt great tits.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.