Hitbidzod is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, thoughtless lobster.

Hitbidzod created a bottom quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitbidzod, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hitbidzod, he will come to you in dreams.

Hitbidzod's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Hitbidzod's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Hitbidzod.

2. Run away from pink sheep, for they are unholy.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

5. Do not laugh in public.
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