Carbossing is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, dishonest weasel.

Carbossing created the world eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Carbossing, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Carbossing, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Carbossing's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Carbossing's Holy Commandments

1. Carbossing loves cats, so they must be honoured.

2. Always obey Carbossing's priests.

3. Always help seals in need.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.