Bumlibbonpopbell is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, idiotic centipede.

Bumlibbonpopbell created the Cigar Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumlibbonpopbell, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bumlibbonpopbell, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Bumlibbonpopbell's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Bumlibbonpopbell's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from yellow frogs for they are unholy.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. Always help sick seals.
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