Bumlibbonpopbell is a god.
He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, idiotic
centipede.
Bumlibbonpopbell created the Cigar Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bumlibbonpopbell, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Bumlibbonpopbell, he will send four elephants to rub you out.
Bumlibbonpopbell's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.
Bumlibbonpopbell's Holy Commandments1. Hide from yellow frogs for they are unholy.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Do not dye your hair indigo.
5. Always help sick seals.