Fatdonveen is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, fast goose.

Fatdonveen created the solar system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fatdonveen, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Fatdonveen, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Fatdonveen's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Fatdonveen's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat ants with great respect.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always obey Fatdonveen's priests.