Kipfabgup is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unthinking turtle.

Kipfabgup created the Sunflower Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Kipfabgup, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kipfabgup, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Kipfabgup's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Kipfabgup's Holy Commandments

1. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never wear yellow shoes.