Rapmiglag is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, contented wolf.

Rapmiglag created viruses eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rapmiglag, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rapmiglag, she will cry a lot.

Rapmiglag's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Rapmiglag's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

3. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never feed parsnips to aardvarks while wearing violet ear rings.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.