Fabwodboss is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awesome goblin.

Fabwodboss created oxygen seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fabwodboss, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fabwodboss, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Fabwodboss' most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Fabwodboss' Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven bats approach from the south.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always treat moths with great respect.

4. Do not wear pink clothing.

5. Run away from gray otters, for they are unholy.