Nakfuntar is a god.

He takes the form of a large, almighty whale.

Nakfuntar created the Cigar Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nakfuntar, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nakfuntar, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Nakfuntar's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Nakfuntar's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nakfuntar.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. You must never eat bananas.