Bassnuttnurt is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, witty coyote.

Bassnuttnurt created humanity nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bassnuttnurt, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bassnuttnurt, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bassnuttnurt's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Bassnuttnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.