Misdam Tunnatdit is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, strong horse.

Misdam Tunnatdit created snails two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Misdam Tunnatdit, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Misdam Tunnatdit, he will turn you into a dog.

Misdam Tunnatdit's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Misdam Tunnatdit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured squirrels.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Birds are not to be trusted.

4. You must love Misdam Tunnatdit.

5. Do not chop down trees.
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